Monday, February 13, 2006

Here Comes the Story of the Hurricane

Glen "Hurricane" Schwartz, he of the collegiate-style sportcoat, glasses, and bow-tie, is the class of all the weather forecasters in Philly. He's certainly the big horse in NBC's weather stable, which includes the reliable Bill Henley, the up & coming Doug Kammerer, and the venerable mare, Amy Freeze. I'll even argue that Hurricane has clearly separated himself as the star of the City Line weather teams, especially since WPVI's Dave Roberts is just doing the early evening gig these days.

Except that his job calls for weather predictions, you have to wonder how the diminutive Schwartz ever earned the powerful nickname. Well, those kooky weather people. Seems Glen was videoed "blowing in the wind" while covering a killer storm for a Florida station. A cohort at his next job in New York saw this old footage and came up with the "hurricane" moniker, as a goof, of course. Ron Burgundy would have even chuckled.

Nowadays, having paid his weather dues, Hurricane doesn't do much on-location work. He's an award-winning meteorologist whose prognostications have gained Walter Cronkite-like trust (see Cronkite link if you don't get the reference). Staying inside means Hurricane can really study his trusty computer weather models, the ones that often disagree in projected storm paths and accumulation totals. It's up to him to figure out the disputed information and translate it for us, the weatherly-challenged. Which, he does, quite nicely, even if he does get a trifle dramatic at times (part of his schtict).

If you're still a little mad that you had school today, then click this link. Here is a game where you can throw cybersnowballs at the Hurricane. Maybe that will make up for the hours of fun in the snow that you missed out on while spending today in school.

3 Comments:

At 10:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hurricane is by far the greatest and most reliable weatherman out there today! None of those CBS or ABC weather men/women can top his expertise or style. I mean come on, no one else can pull off a bow tie and a safari hat in a blizzard quite like him. I can see why so many young women think he is a category five on the storm scale! Hats and bowties off to you Glen, my hero!

 
At 11:50 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Goodness! Don't fall for that "Hit Glen Schwartz with a snowball" game, its a lot more entertaining than I thought! What a goofy looking guy; who would have ever imagined that he could be incorperated in a small, but somewhat addicting computer game.

 
At 12:48 PM, Blogger JTF said...

I've been told that I should disable the link to this game--too violent, too addictive. Bad combination. "Hey, not in the tie."

 

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