Schoolsville is Coolsville

Billy Collins was a former poet laureate of the United States. He hailed from, of all places, Arkansas. His poetry is on the humorous side. His fans call it realistic, clever, and accessible; his critics call it lightweight and shallow. I think you can guess on which side I stand. Follow this link to read his poem Schoolsville, a imaginary town created by a retired teacher who never really retires. Could be me in about 16 years (and counting).